I don’t know. I don’t want to look for work anymore. That last interview was so dejecting. Now I think all labwork is like that, and I’m not suited for it, but that’s all I’m trained in, so in the end I am wholly unemployable and doomed to live off family. A mooch.

That’s my destiny. I’m the family mooch.

Only I’m in second place because baby brother Andre already lives off Alex.

Funny, kind of.