I know what’s going to happen. I’m going to slip under the sheets and think to myself, “I’m not sleepy at all,” but drift into unconsciousness out of exhaustion and not restfulness, never reach Stage 4 of the REM Cycle, wake up wishing I had slept 12 hours instead of 4, and not be able to read a single standard operating procedure at work tomorrow.

How do you say it? “At work?” If you work in the same room as you spend your leisure time?

HmMMMmMmM?!!