Fuck, I have to sleep. I don’t want to sleep. Because when I fall asleep, I just wake up and have to go to work. There’s no fun in that. My evenings are so unfulfilling that I feel like I need to prolong the day, I need to accomplish something before I can retire. It’s not fair. I like being a bitch yelling my lungs out on the internet on my social media channels where no one can hear me, though.

Fuck you.