I don’t want Nick under my ass when I fart

I don’t want brother concerned with how I fart

I don’t want anyone managing my farts

This is the new police state

Someone, quick, write a book

It will be so popular just like Bradburry

I can’t talk to my mom she’s useless

She’s a Republican though so she has a gang that she calls upon to psychically gang up on me

Or like the CIA or something likes to give me blowjobs

I don’t like it I think it’s rape

How confusing

Hold on I have to shit

I could hold it in forever

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