Fuck I’m fucked. The way I fit in is so sick. I have a stomach issue. I drink too much coffee. It’s bad because…
Doctors preach at me that it is?
No it’s fine. Really it’s fine. I haven’t identified it as a problem yet. People who are less logical and more panicky than me (including doctors–I’m a scientist) have jumped to conclusions about it and are issuing state dictatorship warnings.
I’m a little too democratic for the US, it’s true. I’ll survive, no hard feelings.
Why do I have to shit so often.
My digestion is atrocious.
Exercise is amazing for your system.
I don’t know if I want to go to the gym. If I want to risk that paranoid delusion assrape. That sounds PAINFUL. =X
Tired. Fuck you fuck off.