I’m tired of this, Mr. Therapist. You are redundant and unnecessary. Therapy is a joke. Deep breathing is scientifically proven to work. What does that mean? It helps you relax? Unless you can’t do it on religious grounds. I can’t. Sorry. I have a religious intolerance to bullshit.
Doctors don’t really know how to laugh. They’re chronically unhappy people.
My only purpose in life at this point in time is to piss off as many people in positions of authority as possible. Authority is the only thing in the universe, or maybe just human society + ego (lololol), that ought not exist. It’s ridiculous.
But my words are beginning to fall flat, so I should contemplate leaving.