I’m sorry, no nudity allowed tonight, we are not alone. It is a public space, my room, tonight, where the ghosts of every evil motherfucker who hated me in my life ever visited me. Something something something. I wish everyone I have ever met were just dead. Now. Instantaneously.
Everyone I’ve ever met is so useless.
I can’t spare details. That would broach confidentiality, and compromise my security. You of course understand. Retribution is a strong force.