Hello varjak, we havent’ met yet but you rnmae came up on our search and we’d like TO HAHVE you as our slave in our capitalist propaganda corporation.

Just like any other company, we are evil and there is no reason to work for us whatsoever other than to cover your fucking bills–the stupidest fucking concept in the history of mankind.

Enjoy hating the species and planet. We don’t give a shit about you,

sincerely,

generic company ABXYZ

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