I want to watch twitch for entertainment, but all twitch streamers seem to be, from observation, evil psychic hacker terrorists from who knows where in secret who want to torture me telepathically, and are more powerful than me, have accrued more power than me, and can overpower me.
So I’m not allowed to watch TV. Because of corruption.
And now I have to submit to a literary magaziness but I dun wanna.
So I go backs and forths.
I haz lossa decaf.