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Video games fucking piss me off. No game designers are just inventive and awesome. No game design studio reliably releases games with novel mechanics, artistic design, and just feelgood gameplay. It’s all the same tropey plots, the same fucking upgrades, levels, teamwork, jumping, fuck. I could go on. Video games are FORMULAIC and that’s BAD. […]