Watching professional MTG on Twitch (and I guess we just drop the “.com”s and “.net”s nowadays?) is like listening to a foreign language that you studied in high school. The speakers are fluent, so it is of course complete gibberish to you, except you can make out the differences between individual words some of the time.

Oh, that’s a card, because it sounded so ridiculous for an adult to say something like that in the middle of an otherwise seriously-sounding sentence. Oh, there’s another one. Card after card after card.

I’m always in trouble.